Lock up your daughters...

It no longer matters whether Tom Brady is in town or not. Our women can dress and undress him anytime they like thanks to 'Stardoll.com'

Yes that is a Tom Brady virtual paper doll standing there in his virtual Calvin Cleins'. It gets worse.

Tom's particular Stardoll is listed under the 'Athlete' category along with other handsome fellows such as Dennis Rodman and Ronaldinho (??)

In other news:

I'd love to say that I'm not interested in seeing Joey Porter come to Miami but it would be a total lie. Although more than anything I'd rather see us spend the big bucks on a position we actually need help on (see: anywhere else in the team), Joey Porter is an awesome nutter and he'd make an several instant impacts. How do you peeps feel about this move? Good or bad for the Phish?

Also: Joey Harrington is still, (STILL!) on the frickin' roster.