In the World of 'Competitive Beard Shaving' the Minnesota Viking is King...

'Ragnar the Viking' the Minnesota Viking's Mascot and also known as Joseph Juranitch in more reasonable circles, holds the current World Record for 'Shaving a beard with a double-sided axe'.

The record stands at 8 Minutes and 43 Seconds and has stood since 1982. Go ahead, try and break it if you think you're hard enough.