How 'bout a nice romantic boat ride?

So its 'Valentines Day' and all. Don't be expecting a card from me though 'cause you're an ugly fucker and I'm low on cash. You are visiting my Sports Blog though, so I suppose I should give you something... hmm... lets see...

How about a nice little teaser question straight outta my 'Randomness of Sport' category? Will that do you?

Ok then, here goes:

How in the name of all that is holy, did

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                                ???
...answers on a post card.