Is It Ok To Make That Really Obvious Joke Now?

Try saying 'Tony Sparano' three times one time fast... I don't think I'm ever going to get used to this.

But hopefully, I'll have the time to. More then anything right now, the Dolphins need consistency at the Head Coaching position.

Name a team that has done well in recent times (Colts, Steelers, Pats) and what do you notice? They've all had at least four years with the same head coach. We've had five in five seasons - it's not hard to see the problem here.

So the first job for 'Big-Tone' is to not get fired (may be tough with Miami's roster). The second is to have a great FA and an even greater Draft. After that there's the small matter of bringing John Beck along and molding into the superstar QB we so badly need.

Is that all? Err... no. But you've got to start somewhere...