#3 Paul Dickov

Ok so if my last name is 'Dickov' I sure as hell wouldn't want to name my son anything that sounds like 'yank', 'tug' or hmm... what else, what else?

Ahh, thats it! 'Pull'! If my last name was 'Dickov' I definately would not want to call my son anything that sounded remotely like 'pull'. Unless I was one goat-loving son of a gun of-coarse...

Not sure how well this one fits into the coolest names in sport but hey, he deserves something doesn't he?