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Sunday, February 18, 2007

Animals have their own sport and we're not in on it.

Thats worth at least fifteen points...Ok, so we've all seen the picture of the polo elephant attacking the van by now right?

Maybe this was a random publicity stunt aimed at giving Elephant Polo, ( the king of random sports) a much needed publicity boost or maybe it was just an animal gone a bit nuts right?

WRONG. This animals' name is Huxley P. Harris and he is world renowned as one of the best in his chosen sport. Vehicle Destruction.
You see, what happened was, a few decades ago motor vehicles didn't exist and animals were still our primary source of transport. Whatever it was we rode it baby, Horses, Elephants, Camels, Donkeys, Mules, Asses (and hey, where the Ass is concerned, some people still love to ride it). Then along came the car and all of a sudden animals were defunct. No wonder they hate motoised vehicles so much.

To get their own back the worlds animals called a meeting and set up the D.V.A. (Destruction of Vehicles Association) and every year there is a competition to see which animal can cause the most damage.

So you see, you might think that the countless vehicle attacks by Bears, Elephants, Monkeys, Rhinos and even Sea Elephants (remember that one?) are all random acts by crazy animals, but they are in-fact pre arranged show-cases of destructive power.

Don't believe me? Well when was the last time you saw an elephant take on a lamppost huh? Why don't we see bears attacking fire hydrants or post boxes instead of cars?

What other possible explanation is there??



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