#5 Curry Burns

Less of a name and more of an after effect from a night out at an Indian restaurant, Curry Burns parents must have been on something when they thought this one up.

I thought Curry played for the Houston Texans but according to NFL.com he's a Redskin. Well... Curry Burns; Redskin; I guess it all makes sense.

I'm going to have to do some better research to avoid this feature turning into a farce aren't I?